The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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