Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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