THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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