How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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