So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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