have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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