How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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