You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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