We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
