I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
