Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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