Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I party with great urgency now.
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