wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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