So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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