If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
