She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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