my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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