i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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