Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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