Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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