I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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