i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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