I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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