I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
