So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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