I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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