real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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