can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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