What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
So squirting runs in the family.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
