Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
