We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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