Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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