I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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