just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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