I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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