I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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