we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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