sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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