Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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