what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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