how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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