ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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