i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
ok first of all what the fuck
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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