did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Farmville is her only friend.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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