I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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