People with herpes should wear stickers.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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