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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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