I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize