Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You may now shotgun with the bride
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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