I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Randomize
