so explain again why im purple
no
I cockslap morals
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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