But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
did i walk over a car last night?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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