Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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