I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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