I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
